[Tutorial]How to burn your panties in GunZ

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Date: Tuesday, 2009-08-04, 8:50 PM | Message # 1

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This is basically a guide on preparing fresh burnt panties:
First way: Fast fire
Basically this is the fastest way to prepare burnt panties. Just dont be mad if they taste horrible or you burn them too much ^^

Second way: Slow fire
Basically this is the slower way to prepare them but you have less chance of burning them too much and they taste way better .Just dont get stressed out by the long cooking time biggrin

Burnin it slow from the front:
Basically another way of burning panties. This time we decided to burn them from the front. The bad thing about this way is that the panties lose all the aroma's from the woman who carried them and it takes quite long to burn but faster than the slow fire. The back side might take a while to burn but if you have no patience find a stripper and play with her gosh...
The front side here will be especially jummy and crusty cuz well you BURNT them from the FRONT biggrin
Enjoy biggrin

Burnin it slow from the behind:
Just another way i guess :D. This time were burnin our butt and panties from behind. The bad thing about this is that theres a big chance of you burning your ass with the panties themself but a bit of ice will help your butt :D. The good thing about this is that it burns them slightly faster than the previus way of burning from the front WHY? Cuz you fart and farting makes the fire stronger! Another good thing is well... all the yummy aroma's from that hot chick stay biggrin
Enjoy the taste and the aroma ^^

And now exclusivly the recepy from my grandma..... THE ULTRA L33T FAST BURNING!!!!
Well this is the ultra fastest way to burn your panties. Scared to jump in a bath of hawt lava? Be scared no more just put some dry ice (frozen CO2) on your butt and you'll be fine! Burning this way takes maybe 0.000001 sec so you spare alot of time :D. Just dont kill my grandma if you burn them too much cuz well.. you need reflexes to jump out real quick or else they will be burnt way too much. The taste is great since its a special way of preparation, and make sure you got some firefighters with you :P
CAUTION: Be sure to cool em down nicely before you eat :D

Serving:
When your finished with cooking prepare a big dish and put the panties on it. Add some tomatoes and carrots for decoration.Best taste right after the cooking. Eat with a spoon. Drink a glass of water and eat with either Carrot Bread or Carrot Toast whichever you prefer. Ofc you can eat with normal bread or potatoes but that just isnt Fancy. Enjoy!

Have fun kids! biggrin

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FancyPants the master Chef